My name is Paige and I am cringeworthy. I’ve lived for a bit more than twenty-one years and I am a fourth-year French/English/Gender Studies triple major at Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond, Virginia. I work at Spencer’s Gifts. This makes for fun times.
I love reading, writing, cooking spectacular vegan food, taking super-amateur photos with my Diana+ Dreamer, hanging out with my bb kitty Roxy, walking all over the place, exploring, smiling at strangers, film scouting, listening to cicadas, pretending I am secretly in love with my peers, existing as a naked person, and touching plants. But I like reading the most. My favourite book is most likely One Hundred Years of Solitude. I am an existentialist. My favourite movie is Heima. I also love Nausicäa of the Valley of the Wind. Synecdoche New York is the movie I’ve cried hardest at, ever. Every time.
On a bad day, I look like I’m a half a decade younger than I actually am. On a good day, I look almost-legal, like 17.9 years old. I am either rabbit-like or deer-like. I am very goofy in settings that I find comfortable.
I regret the fact that so many people are disturbed by body hair.
If you have the balls to shoot me a Friend Request via Facebook, Last.fm, or Livejournal, then I will readily accept your request as long as you do not want (or at least if you do not voice your want) to cybersex me via webcam. I try to be friendly and creepy to make up for the fact that at first glance, I come off as a cold, stuck-up, and quiet bitch. I’m just easily intimidated.
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