LAST NIGHT, I SAW A MOVIE.
25 June, 2009, 1157 am
Filed under: Film
| Tags: Film
, Linkin Park
, Megan Fox
, Transformers 2
Transformers 2 is the shittiest film I’ve ever seen in my life. It was a painfully disgusting 2.5 hours.
Sexism all over the place
Megan Fox’s character = useless
Lack of foreshadowing/plot connectedness
Blatant glorification of the military
Blatant glorification of the US
Product placement galore
Unrealistic/stereotypical portrayal of college life
Subtle promotion of Christianity
Subtle dismissal of/lack of consideration for existentialism
A butcher shop complete with dead pigs hanging from their feet from ceilings
Yeah, if you don’t mind all of that, then you’ll probably like it. And you’ll love that it all ends with a Linkin Park song. That will be the icing on the cake.
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