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The funny thing is that I fell off my bike on Friday…I hit a curb. And it was really embarrassing. And it hurt. And I started shaking pretty badly after because I’m not going to lie–it scared the shit out of me. When I first purchased my bike, I was scared of accidents. And I’d heard some pretty gruesome ones involving car doors and buses. I expected not to get into anything major, but come ooon. A curb? That’s lame.
And what’s more lame is that my battle scar isn’t shaped like anything. It’s just an oval. And it hurts like a bitch to touch it.
Also, my fucking…gah! Wisdom teeth! One of them is coming up through the gums! Agonizing pain of childbirth!
Soon I will write about something interesting that is not physical pain.
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