Filed under: Barrels of Fun, Music, My Experience with Existence, Nouvelle Musique | Tags: animals, Art, beaver, hair dye, last.fm, The Fall of Troy, Yahoo! Answers
One: I always pin animals to people. Recently, Katie brought up that one of our schoolmates looks like a praying mantis. This is a very accurate description of him. Anyway, it brought me back to the age-old question: What animal do I look like?
And just now, I thought, “Damn it anyway, I’m a fucking beaver.” Beavers are cute and extremely furry, but here is one thing they’re not: Sexy.
Haha, I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with wanting to become sexy. Probably because recently, all my friends are growing up and becoming sexy, and here I am at seventeen years old, almost eighteen, the same height, weight, bra size (I may have graduated a half a cup size since then), and pant size I was in seventh grade (no, I’m not tiny, just short). People constantly mistake me for a middle schooler or an underclassman. I halfway wish I had these huge titties or a huge ass to prove that I am as old as my license says. I suppose this will prove advantageous. In college, I will attract guys who want someone who is rather young-looking. And pedophiles. Plus, I’ll get carded for a long time, which may prove annoying at first, but when I’m forty years old and they ask for my ID, it will be worth it.
Two: I vant to get some gold fabric paint and vandalize my clothing.
Additionally, “additionally” has become my word of the day. I’ve been on Yahoo! Answers all day, and I’m only a Level 1, but I love putting my opinion out there. It’s strange. And it’s not quite like a forum, where someone will likely call you a dumbshit and completely contradict you.
Oh. Last night, I took it upon myself to listen to some good “metal” (actually post-hardcore). I’m going to start mainstream, and with the help of Last.fm, I will move myself away from that. Thus, the starting point is the Fall of Troy, who I’ve loved for quite some time. The guitar parts are just mind-blowing, and the voices and even the lyrics help quite a lot. I also enjoy many of the song titles.
Oh. Another important thing. Rachael dyed her light brown hair a darker brown today. Revlon Colorsilk #30 (Dark Brown). It’s currently my colour, exactly, which may finally force people to accept that we’re sisters. This dye job, though, makes me want to dye my own hair a shade or two darker. Thus, next month, I plan to dye my hair a shade or two darker. I’m not going for black or anything. Just darker dark brown. Altering my appearance for the better often makes me happy.
Okayokay. Now I must clean my room.
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