you don’t resemble a beaver. i guess you kinda look like audrey tautou but she’s not an animal… um…. shit idk… brian said i look like an aardvark, but i don’t see it. idk. some ppl just don’t look like animals, and i think you might be one of them. but you’re slightly catlike.

also, at target there is a tote bag with a neon pink eiffel tower on it dying to be bought by a fellow-francophile.

A few things.

1. I often link people to cartoon characters. My friend Adam is James from James and the Giant Peach. The funny thing is, a few weeks after I decided that, he was cast as James in the stage version. There was a boy I graduated with that reminded me of Doug Funny. You have animals. I have cartoons.

2. I always think I look like I’m about fifteen. Even though I feel like I act a bit more mature since I’ve gone to college and such, I still have a round face and chub that makes me look like I’m still a pre-teen with my baby fat. In reality, I’m a teenager/adult who was chubby, and got more chubby at college. That fucking Freshman Fifteen. But it did make my boobs bigger. Well, one of them. They’re actually lopsided. It’s very annoying. Probably too much information. But whatever. Anyway, I understand you’re “blah I look like I’m two” complaint.

3. I’ve never dyed my hair. I got highlights once. About five years ago. But for the past year, I’ve wanted to dye mine darker. It’s pretty dark brown already, but I love really dark hair, like just before black. I’ve just been really nervous about dying it.